It's all about the AT-TI-TUDE people!

Ever wondered how your favorite BSB would act in a given situation? Well, here, on this page, is our idea of how they would act. For those of you who are slow...the parts in red are our comments/thoughts.
 

The Situation - in the movie theater during 'Titanic'

• Nick's thoughts---"Oh, man! All this water, and I gotta PEE!!" That's fine, just don't pee on the rug!
• Brian---"Oooo! They were BAD!! No, no, no!"
• A.J.---"Hmmm, where can I get a car like that?!"
• Kevin---"If...only...they...had...seen...it...a...few...seconds...before..."
• Howie---"Wow! He got her by spitting?! Hmm, maybe it's time to move on from winking..."

The Situation - in line at the grocery store

• Nick's browsing through---the latest issue of Teen People "Man, still can't believe I lost to JUSTIN by only 1%"
• Brian's browsing through---Bop! "Geez, I didn't know that I had a girlfriend named Emily. Why am I always the last one to know these things?!"
• A.J.'s browsing through---Cosmopolitian: feature article--liven up in the bedroom"
• Kevin's browsing through---Nothing. He's still thinking, "If...only...they...had...seen...it...a...few...seconds...before..."
• Howie is browsing through---National Inquirer "Seven women claimed to have been spit on by famous band member in the name of LOVE...details inside."

• Nick's --- "Hey, baby, it's a BACKSTREET THANG! I got one...want it?"
• Brian's --- "God loves you. Can I?"
• A.J.'s --- "If you lay down, lay down beside me..."
• Kevin's --- "There are SO many ways to love...let me show you mine."
• Howie's --- "I'm Howie D...can Howie do it?"

• Nick---is kicking the tires, and a hubcap falls off...strolls away nonchalantly, *whistling*
• Brian---pours Holy Water on the car to rid it of the badness from the dealers
• A.J.---"How big is the backseat? Can two people be errr, comfortable back there?"
• Kevin---"How....fast....will....this....car....go... I....like....fast....cars"
• Howie---"It's the Howie-mobile!  This is How-we do it." *sigh* Someone change his name...QUICK!

• Nick---"Like, you WISH we dated...you started those rumors, didn't ya, didn't ya, didn't ya?  I ain't STUPID!" Well, not stupid enough to make THAT mistake...*crosses fingers*
• A.J.---"Hey, the girl who inspired my ensemble for Larger Than Life!  My tummy's flatter!"
• Brian---"Whoa, where did THOSE come from?!"
• Kevin---"Oh...baby...baby...how were you supposed to know....that our album would out-sell yours?!"
• Howie---"I'll call you in ten years...when we aren't around anymore. HA!"

• Nick---"Yo, they, uh...I don't get that part about...ya know...what they talkin' bout?  Ya'll get this?!"
• Brian---"PRAISE THE LORD!  A RUMOR-FREE, GIRLFRIEND FRIENDLY FAN SITE!!!"
• A.J.---"Uh-oh.  They figured out that I'm a sex-crazed lunatic." Sweets, ya make it kinda OBVIOUS!
• Kevin---"Why...are...there...bunches...of...dots...in...all...of...my...stuff...I... wonder...what...they...are...trying...to...portray...by...the...usage...of...them..."
• Howie---"Kev, they are mocking you on how slow you talk, and stuff like that.  *wink* Hey, the How-we mobile...has a nice ring to it..."

The Situation---filming Larger Than Life

• Nick---"Can you tell that I LOVE MY NINTENDO!!!  LOOK AT ME!"  *faints* Need a recharge baby?!
• Kevin---"WEEEEE!!  I've got one awesome wheelchair! *shoots bullets* Take that alien scum!" Dude, you freakin' shot YODA!  Why did you do that for?!
• Brian---"I'm not Michael J. Fox!"  Coulda fooled us!  Hey, what did you do to that girl to piss her off?!
• Howie---"Buy Michelin tires.  There's a lot riding on your tires." Is that what the How-we mobile has?
• AJ---"I have LOTS of hands!!  Why don't you come closer?" Uh, no.  You are scaring us.  Gotta be the unique one, don't cha?  We still love ya though.

Nick

1. No more pugs.  I have enough.
2. Buy a house and live in it for a WHOLE year without buying a new one.
3. Drive the Prowler.
4. Get a comb.
5. Start dating someone NOT named Mandy.
6. Buy a dictionary, and learn a new word every day.  By the end of the year, my vocab will be a whole 365 words!

1. Get Tyke a little sister. (Ok, he did...AFTER we posted this...why does that scare us?!)
2. Send Manda and Ange flowers for being a rumor-free/girlfriend friendly web site. (awww...see, he is an angel! (-: )
3. Make the fans scream by taking off the shirt.
4. Write more songs like the Perfect Fan and make people think that I'm an angel.
5. Buy Nick a dictionary, and make him learn a new word every day.  By the end of the year, his vocab will be a whole 365 words!

1. Borrow Nick's comb at least ONCE a day.
2. Work...on....my...enunciation...
3. DON'T lose my pants or get stuck in a harness. (awww...why not?!)
4. Buy Nick a dictionary and make him learn a new word every day.  By the end of the year, his vocab will be a whole 365 words!

1. Go to the optometrist and see about that dang twitch.
2. Find more kick @ss ways to use my name in phrases. (What?!  Uh, oh!)
3. Get a dog.
4. Buy Nick a dictionary and make him learn a new word every day.  By the end of the year, his vocab will be a whole 365 words!

1. Get a tattoo that says "Human work of art"
2. Donate some hats to the hair club for men...so they have something to cover it while they wait.
3. Join the hair club for men...just in case
4. Buy Nick a dictionary and make him learn a new word every day.  By the end of the year, his vocab will be a whole 365 words!
5. Dye hair orange, then put black leopard spots on it...ahhh yeah! (We would love to see that!)

• Nick:  What would you do with a brain if you had one? (Wizard Of Oz)
• AJ (and his hair dye...or a stage floor...):  Nothing On Earth Could Come Between Them (TITANIC)
• Kevin:  Like a ROCK! (some car commercial...Chevy, maybe?  Hey, CHEVY, KEVY...dude that rhymes!)
• Brian:  His idol is Peter Pan...never wants to grow up.
• Howie:  The Truth Is Out There. (X-Files)  Explanation -- He just looks like someone who would have a hard time lying.

Nick

• I just get this extreme feeling of euphoria when I listen to you sing. (unless he has his dictionary with him...)
• Dang, you are soooo CUTE!
• Is that girl over there your girlfriend?
• What is your GPA? (He would think that it stood for Ghetto Personality and Attitude)
• Turn around.  I want to see just how cute your butt is!
• What is the meaning of life?

• Don't you think that Chiahuahuas are about the stupidest animals in the world?
• If you feel like Kevin when you look in my eyes, then how does he feel? (LMFAO ROLF)
• What is your favorite sport?
• Just what was it that 'she' said?
• Have you bought the tell-all book yet?

• What's your stance on animal rights?
• Have you ever gotten rug burn from practicing the Lay Down Beside Me dance?
• Why you gotta tease me for?  Either leave the shirt alone, or TAKE IT OFF!
• What is your natual hair color?
• So, do you like attention?

• Just HOW do you do it?!
• Do you ever NOT smile?
• What's up with the talking of yourself in third person?
• You did a big Virgin WHAT?!! (refer to BSB TV - Millennium Day)
• When's Nick's birthday?

• Are you pissed at Brian for coming along and taking the majority of the leads?
• Are you pissed at Brian for stealing your emotions when he looks in my eyes?
• Does Tyke ever piss on your shoes?  Does it make you get pissed at Brian?
• Just what made you come up with the idea of dropping your pants for the Rolling Stone cover?
• Are you pissed at us for asking you these questions?