WHO THINKS UP THIS STUFF?

You can tell someone was really bored when he/she invented:

  1. Scented nail polish---bet this person was a nose picker.
  2. Scented lipstick---they are there to KISS not to SMELL.
  3. A scented hula-hoop... okay, I may be short, but I'm not that short! (Drama Queen)
  4. Scented erasers---Okay, WHAT IS THE POINT?  STOP WITH THE SCENTED STUFF ALREADY!! GEEZ!
  5. Edible Bubbles---Okay, just got the kids to QUIT eating their toys, and then THIS comes along...
  6. Inflatable furniture---Why not just buy the real thing?  It's about the same price.
  7. *NSYNC nail tattoos---Gee, I would love to be around when some girl goes up to *NSYNC and shows them THIS! "Hi, I have your faces tattooed on my FINGERNAILS!"  This is just going a little too far!
  8. All these dang polls that constantly pop up when we are surfing the BSB sites...c'mon, a poll for the best haircut on Nick?  What are you going to do with the results?  Send them to him and demand he go with the most popular one?  One poll actually came up asking which BSB I would like to, ummm, well, *blushing*, do something only married people should do, with.  Give it a rest people.
  9. Ok, what's the deal with the Backstreet CHARM BRACELET?  Boys, WHY did you go there for?  That's about as bad as the *NSYNC nail decals.  And, if you are going to make something with your faces on it, at least use a RECENT picture dude.
  10. While cruising through my local Kroger, I come across a Britney Spears bubblegum/sticker machine.  FOR GOODNESS SAKE!  SOMEone has gone just a little too commercial! *sigh*