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This was sent to Amanda through a chain email.  (argghh, ya'll don't DO that!)
But this was really funny, so we put it up on the site for ya'lls enjoyment.

In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods:

OUR FAVORITE:  On Aussie(R) hair products:  COMMON SENSE CAUTION... (smart @sses)
Avoid getting in eyes.  In case of eye contact, rinse immediately with water.  For external use only.
(Who shampoos their hair outside? hahaha, just kidding!)

And also on the same note:  What's up with the "Lather, rinse, REPEAT."  So, once you shampoo your hair, you have to keep on forever or what?