we ragged on BSB, we had to do a few others...
Tearin' Up My Heart---"And no matter what I do, I feel the same, with or
without you."---Then why do you give a care? And what
exactly is 'Under My Tree' (Christmas album) about? Because the way I calculate
it, you cannot stand up under a tree. I mean, look at the space underneath.
So you'd be lying down. And with the ornaments knocking you on the head,
and the needles sticking you all over... what is so beautiful about that?
Which makes me think something else is going on under that tree. And from
the sound of it, I DO NOT want Santa watching. (thanks to Drama
Queen for submitting this one.)
Fly (For a White Guy)--- "Uno, dos, tres, quarto, cinco, cinco, seis"---
Why are you saying the number 5 twice? Personal obsession?
LOVE THEME (My Heart Will Go On)---Great song, but it goes on and on, and
Spears---...Baby, One More Time---Why does she want this guy to HIT her?
Slam Dunk the Funk---"Do you want to get funky?" It sounds like they're
saying "Do you want a pet monkey?" Those british accents eh? (Thanks to
Layla for sending this one in.)
Sometime, somewhere, almost all artists have promised the moon, or the
stars, or the sun....I STILL haven't recieved them. Getting impatient....
Aguilara---Genie In A Bottle---You gotta rub me the right way" I'll bet
ya a lot of guys are getting ideas in their head right about now.
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